This funny wedding speech was sent in by Ron, the best man at Tom and Kim's wedding.
Take this speech and adapt it to your needs, or simply use it for inspiration.
Although this is a best man giving the speech it could easily be given by the maid of honor or any of the wedding party by changing the stories and intro.
It is time to listen to the best man! Yes, that's me!
As the best man, I was asked to give a speech. However, I am a little confused as to why Kim is marrying Tom if I am the best man. On a serious note, I am honored to be Tom's best man.
Tom and Kim are about to embark on the journey of a lifetime. I want to thank all of you for joining them today at the start of their beautiful life together.
I have known Tom since the fourth grade! We have gotten into a lot of exciting trouble together. Quick! Someone cover Ms. Smith's ears! Our first adventure together was spitballs at our teacher. Oh yea, we were sneaky and would have gotten away with it had it not been for Sarah, the tattletale! Tom, remember that one Halloween, you know the one with the silly string?
Now I have a secret about Tom! Kim, remember this when you are in need of a good laugh. He sleeps like a rock! We would do the funniest things to Tom while he was sleeping. Let's see, which one was the most funny? Was it when we put shaving cream all over his face? No! Oh, it has to be when we were in college and plastic wrapped him to a chair he fell asleep in! You should have seen his face!
I am sure there is a whole support group of men crying over the loss of another beautiful woman being taken off the market! Hmmm, wonder how many women are crying over Tom tying the knot?
Kim, really you are a very lucky woman. You and Tom will have an amazing life together as you both complement each other in every way possible.
Tom and Kim began their journey to this day four years ago. This journey has been full of positive and negative times. Luckily, they have mostly been positive!
They have taught this old bachelor what love and understanding between life partners is all about. I am sincerely thankful to have watched Tom and Kim's relationship culminate in this beautiful wedding.
Again, I thank all of you for being here today to celebrate their special day. Tom and Kim, I wish you the best and I cannot wait to see how much more your love can grow!
Thank you Ron for sending in your funny wedding speech and helping out Best Speech Topics visitors. If YOU have a speech you'd like to share please send it in and I'll publish on this website to inspire others!
The video below is a great example of a funny and unique wedding speech given by the maid of honor. It includes something extra special and will definitely be remembered! Get creative and have some fun!
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